“DONT BOTHER COMING HOME”
“GONNA SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE.”
"I ACCIDENTALLY HAD SEX WITH IT."
"NOW WE’RE IN LOVE"
I will never not love dog texts.
"I’M DOING THE TWILIGHT BARK"
I’m not sure if someone already did this
I DON’T THINK ANYONE HAS DONE THIS BLESS YOU FOR IT THOUGH
HOLY WOW THIS IS FREAKIN A++++++
ff7 is a game where 2 swords fight over a giant rock with a vampire and a gun which are also there. a swear word helps out sometimes but the boobs and dog are there. swear word can fly a plane you also control a cat
Forgot the dead girl and irritating baby ninja
Him: Wow, there are a LOT of horses here. How many, you ask? Let’s count them! One, two, three— shit! Spider!
Me: That’s very different from the counting system I learned.
i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut
marvel fandom strikes
this twitter is too precious for this world