If you come here, you'll find me. I promise.

sarah-the-artiste:

mogarisreadytoblog:

mrcaseythegreat:

miss-mcguiness:

imleigh:

“DONT BOTHER COMING HOME”

“GONNA SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE.”

"I ACCIDENTALLY HAD SEX WITH IT."

"NOW WE’RE IN LOVE"

I will never not love dog texts.

"I’M DOING THE TWILIGHT BARK"

ta-ja-dor:

tuiteyfruityundead:

crookedcivilization:

I’m not sure if someone already did this

I DON’T THINK ANYONE HAS DONE THIS BLESS YOU FOR IT THOUGH

HOLY WOW THIS IS FREAKIN A++++++

estpolis:

ff7 is a game where 2 swords fight over a giant rock with a vampire and a gun which are also there. a swear word helps out sometimes but the boobs and dog are there. swear word can fly a plane you also control a cat

Forgot the dead girl and irritating baby ninja

outofcontextdnd:

Him: Wow, there are a LOT of horses here. How many, you ask? Let’s count them! One, two, three— shit! Spider!

Me: That’s very different from the counting system I learned.

impalasscent:

lowse:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

image

marvel fandom strikes

dutchster:

this twitter is too precious for this world