If you come here, you'll find me. I promise.

plundr:

This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

monobeartheater:

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

what the fuck

robaschi:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though
why was there temporary internet
with a few people searching for pokemon?

W-WHAT???

robaschi:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though

why was there temporary internet

with a few people searching for pokemon?

W-WHAT???

tastefullyoffensive:

[theoatmeal] (bonus panel)

oddoutput:

this scene looks even more pathetic in 3D

hallelujah

dbvictoria:

Animaniacs - Good Idea, Bad Idea

Part I

Part II

Part III

Part IV

Part V

notjustafangirl24601:

swag-canada:

Getting rid of dick did wonders for her disposition

yeah, dick’s not really her thing 

oh my god

icthyes:

doctorsdemons:

whitedarryl:

asatira:

elfgrove:

mmemento:

leaper182:

bead-bead:

the-writers-ramblings:

i cant even make it past the table of contents im laughing too hard

WHAT IS THIS BOOK!?!

It’s called “Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: A No-Bullshit Guide to World Mythology”
By Cory O’Brien, and it looks highly entertaining. :D

Gilgamesh: THE ULTIMATE BROMANCE

Give it here, now.

Sweet Fluffy Gods why is there not an audiobook version?

I need to find this book.

The first time Iv’e wanted to read something since Metro 2033.

guy

guys…look what we did :D

Gonna have to buy this